January 2011
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Jan 1st
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December 2010
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i really hate this time of year.
christmas is just a commercial nightmare. everyone pretends to like each other when they’re just as resentful as before. nobody changes, they just act kindly with “christmas spirit.” new years resolutions don’t get kept, they’re just more pretending. it’s all just a big fluke to make us all sound like better people, but we’re all still a whole bunch of human douchebags. hope i’ve...
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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colbykern: That awkward moment when you call Lady Gaga and she’s kind of busy.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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tomorrow is my boss' day off.
and if he’s there. if he even steps foot into that commercial, retail, hellhole of a building. i will cut a bitch. period. because i’m in a killabitch-cutabitch mood right now. and i doubt that it’s going to go away by 12pm tomorrow…noon? all my anger just flew away at my confusion of how to refer to 12pm tomorrow. it’s not tomorrow morning or afternoon. now...
Dec 30th
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fuck the webs.
i like when adults on the internet are douchebags. they’re closer to death than me, so yeah. they can enjoy it while it lasts. because it won’t last as long as i will. question was ‘What was the greatest amusement industry achievement of the decade?’ user said that one of them was the breaking of the 300ft barrier. web-famous man said that the 300ft barrier was broken...
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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fighting-with-chopsticks asked: What's your opinion of gingers?
also, glow in the dark? Does that make something auto epic?
Dec 29th
fighting-with-chopsticks asked: What's your opinion of gingers?
also, glow in the dark? Does that make something auto epic?
Dec 29th
if one of you asks me a question.
my life will be complete. because it’s TMI Tuesday according to the TumblrGods, and i have lots of secrets! well, i don’t know about that, but still. get on it, loyal followers. rob me of my boredom. please. :]
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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so yesterday was fantastic.
i finally got to take a bath with someone else. and to make love in an actual bed. if you all wanted to know, lovely followers. we played Dance Central and made fools of ourselves, and then played Black Ops. THIS PART IS REALLY IMPORTANT: I BEAT HIM ALMOST EVERY TIME. HELLO. turns out i’m fantastic at making headshots and just being awesome in general. zombies (and mike) be warned. me and...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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geighbors are gone.
i have a key. hello monday shower sex. :] that is all. who’s glad they clicked the follow button? i hope all of you!
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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ohmygod.
stop barraging my dashboard with fantastically beautiful gay couples. i can’t handle it. IT’S SUCH A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. now back to disneyland. there’s nineteen days left and i am so excited it’s a little bit ridiculous. i hope everyone had a fantastic christmas! you too, new follower. :) but not you, Sir Unfollow-In-A-Day. not you at all. i hope your christmas sucked and...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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“Some people say homosexuality is a sin. It’s not. God is perfectly cool with it,...”
– Exactly, that’s an excellent point and I pray that you remember it.
Dec 25th
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i'm so pissed.
talking about my other family ruins my nights. i can’t stand them. if they love me, why can’t they make an effort to see me? if they want to talk to me, give me a fucking call. the phone works two ways, you know. and you moved an hour away, so don’t expect me to sacrifice my time for you unappreciative, uncaring shits. i love you both, but i’m not going to make any sort of...
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Dec 24th
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update on my life.
it took all of 45 minutes to get the “any hot girls around school?” no sir. but if you’re interested, mike has a pretty face. you know, FYI. oh, and mike and i are exchanging pillow pets for our birthdays in january. i am so fucking excited. that is all.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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